Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
"you’d look so much prettier if you wore less makeup"
helping miley make a difference in this world
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW FAR MY BOOTY HAS COME.
I can definitely appreciate that. Incredible transformation!
POSITIVE WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION XOXO
Except I didn’t lose weight so shut the fuck up and stop self promoting on peoples personal pictures
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
checking tumblr in public